iits-niki-biitch:

peoplearentlists:

Porn.

This is so intriguing

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Alexi Laiho

PlanetMosh: Children Of Bodom - Bloodstock Festival 2014

http://planetmosh.com/children-of-bodom-at-bloodstock-2014/

blueklectic:

Who the hell thought of this?

that is a game called mancala.

blueklectic:

Who the hell thought of this?

that is a game called mancala.

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“I have come to accept myself for what I am: human. I am not perfect. I am not immune to fate, but I am not automatically doomed for being alive. I feel temptations every second of every day and I am not controlled by them. I do what I want anyway, so who is to say I want anything else? When I want, I let these peculiarities run across me like dogs to their masters. When I do not, I keep them at bay with my will and my testimony. I do not cut myself off from what makes me feel; I just refuse to feel anything that cuts me off from what matters most. It is called will power. With a little practice, you can accomplish great things.” - Corey Taylor.

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oh my god guys i have revived my original xbox from 2002 from the dead! the dvd drive was apparently “faulty” and i took it completely apart and cleaned the living shit out of it. and now i’m playing some modded halo 2 files from a lonnnnnng time ago. i love this.

manybodies:

lightspeedsound:

lunapics:

theshells:

I can’t stop laughing at Harry running the fuck awaythe boy who lived ladies and gentlemen.

….You realize, of course, that Hermione Granger lit a teacher on fire when she was eleven, and kept a person alive in a jar for a year when she was fourteen, and studies dark and forbidden magics for kicks, and is one of the brightest and strongest witches of her era. If she came at me, even wandless, I would aparate to Neptune to get away from her.

Hermione Granger also: 

  • punched Draco Malfoy in the nose for being an idiot 
  • purposefully performed a confundus charm on whatshsface WHILE HE WAS FLYING just so Ron would win (omfg that is so fucking dangerous) 
  • literally pulled a fucking Bourne Identity on her parents and managed to set them up in fucking Australia (jesus christ she literally made it so that she NEVER EXISTED wtf that’s so fucking 007)
  • Convinced the Ministry of Magic to give her an incredibly dangerous and volatile device that allowed her to ALTER TIMELINES COMPLETELY (just because she was so smart, literally, that is the reason, her “potential”) 
  • Has enough basic survival skills and badass magic to literally disappear to the middle of nowhere and flourish AND figure out Voldemort’s plot with Harry 
  • Hermione also figures out not only what Voldemort’s plan is, but generally how to beat it, WAY BEFORE VOLDEMORT EVER DOES. Why? because she is just that much smarter and better at magic than everybody else

in conclusion: Voldemort wishes he could be as awesome as Hermione, that’s why he wants to kill her so bad. 

Can we rehave this series with hermione as the protagonist. 

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Friends Reunion Skit - Jimmy Kimmel (x)

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Slipknot wallpaper I made from scratch. So pumped for this album.

Slipknot wallpaper I made from scratch. So pumped for this album.

kirkwa:

Creepy “Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark” Illustrations

These were the drawings of Stephen Gammell that kept us up at night as kids. They’re dark, brooding, creepy and down right macabre.

A few years ago they changed these too much more PG cartoony versions that just don’t pack the same nightmare inducing qualities.

fucking loved this book.

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